Gauntlet: Food - Parody Song by LadyGameLyric

Posted on September 30, 2014 by
Gauntlet: Food - Parody Song by LadyGameLyric


LadyGameLyric (on YouTube) has done a parody song for Gauntlet based off the original song, "Rude" by Magic! Gauntlet is the recent game from Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and Arrowhead Game Studios that is currently available on Steam.

Lyrics:
September morning, logged into Steam, turned on the Gauntlet
You picked the Elf, you shoot quick and clean, trigger happy, I bet
Knocked down the waves with bow in your hand
Plates look so scrumptious
You know my health and how low it stands

Can I have this turkey and restore my life
Say yes, say yes
Cuz I need it now
You know if I don’t get this turkey I will surely die
Tough luck for me, burned my respawns so

Why you gotta shoot the food?
Don’t you know I’m starving too?
Why you gotta shoot the food?
Start over again today

I need the food, start over again today
I need the food, just listen to what I say
I need the food, I need food badly

Why you gotta shoot the food?

I hate to do this, you leave no choice
I can’t live without ham
I know you’re hungry, but we’ll rejoice
When we take down this mummy camp

No I won’t run away
I’ll let the Warrior tank the blows
I’ll stand with the Valkyrie
She will shield me well, you know

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

Can I have this turkey and restore my life
Say yes, say yes
Cuz I need it now
You know if I don’t get this turkey I will surely die
Tough luck for me, I’m all out of gold

[Chorus]

Why you gotta shoot the food? (x3)


Check out LadyGameLyric's YouTube Channel here.